An explanation

‘What’s a superlambanana?’

The question has cropped up twice in the last couple of days.

It’s quite difficult to explain, if you haven’t seen the Superlambanana*. Try describing it, and you can practically see the minds boggling.

The original is supposedly both a comment on Liverpool’s trading history, and also on GM foods. It’s a piece of modern art that I like the whimsy of, so I was interested to see on Breakfast News the other week that there are now a whole flock of baby lambananas all across the city of Liverpool.

Like the Grand Tour in York, there’s a trail you can follow. So it was that as I turned left in front of St George’s Hall last night, I squealed a little when I saw two of them opposite the Empire Theatre.

*He even has his own website, how fab is that?

I'm sure it didn't used to be like this

The meeting was held in the Cunard Building, one of the ‘three graces’ on Liverpool’s Pierhead. I’ve never been inside any of them before.

As we walked up the stairs, we passed some beautifully restored adverts for the great liners of the past (not the Titanic, obviously! Though the picture of the Majestic looked like a sister ship). It’s all very impressive.

It’s right next door to the Royal Liver Building, ‘home’ of the Liver Birds. We adjourn there for lunch. It’s cavernous and echoes with the sound of feet on marble floors. I'm trying to make a call on my phone, and I can't hear a word. There’s stained glass, and an indoor fountain.

So I’m a little thrown when I get to the café servery. It's not what I was expecting, being stuck in a corner, but yes, I think I'd like a turkey sandwich, please.

‘Do you want that in a barm cake, luv?’

Somehow, this doesn’t quite fit with the setting, which is more Palm Court and afternoon tea.