Shopping, Paris style

We're in a Tescos on the outskirts of Leeds (only slightly scary) collecting together the ingredients for an impromptu picnic.

'Do you know you hold your basket like Paris Hilton?'

Me: 'what?' (I have the basket in the crook of my arm, as usual) 'doesn't everyone hold it like this?'

I look around, and see that everyone else is holding thier basket by the handle, I reflect that this may be the reason I seem to have a lot of collisions in supermarkets. I try the alternative. It not only doesn't feel right, but I now can't get items off the shelves, and the basket seems much heavier. I revert to 'Paris' style.